I've chosen that corpse over there! The one that's lying in a room with loads of entrances leading to it, allowing the Splicers to bum rush you! The LITTLE SISTER guides DELTA by way of what looks like THE WORLD'S SLOWEST CUMSHOT. If you want all the ADAM, you'll have to adopt that Little Sister and guide her to a very specific corpse. Wait, what the fuck is this shit? "Adopt?" Right, I'm actually killing my own kind now! What a quandary!ĭELTA kills the BIG DADDY, whose LITTLE SISTER solemnly weeps by his CORPSE and then UTTERLY FORGETS ABOUT HIM.Īnd I can rescue the Little Sister to acquire the precious ADAM, even though the last game illustrated that a specific gene tonic is needed to do that. Now first an arduous battle with the Big Daddy. I know exactly what to do.ĭELTA ventures into RYAN AMUSEMENTS and comes across a LITTLE SISTER, who's being protected by a BIG DADDY. You'll need some ADAM for that.Īh, say no more. You're gonna have to acquire a plasmid to burn your way past it, son. Good to see we're rehashing BioShock's level structure along with every other asset. Oh dear, it appears there's an obstacle blocking the way forward. Eventually, he boards a MONORAIL.īecause the way ahead is BLOCKED by a WALL OF ICE, DELTA can't go further than RYAN AMUSEMENTS. He heads out onto the OCEAN FLOOR and gets a prompt on how to perform a JUMP while a SHARK swims by, allowing that JOKE to WRITE ITSELF. Now why don't you venture on yonder?ĭELTA walks through a ROOM which suddenly becomes FLOODED. Hey, daddy-o! Name's Augustus Sinclair, and I'm a hep cat, y'hear? Yes, I'll incessantly be using this here period slang. He is then contacted by AUGUSTUS SINCLAIR, whose character model looks like LARRY LAFFER. Hey, I've got a wrench as a melee weapon! Notice it!Īnd I'm using a golf club! I'm literally beating you over the head with an unsubtle reference!ĭELTA kills the SPLICERS. Please hold off the imminent wave of Splicers so that I may disappear from this series forever. Fuck it, I'll let another citizen of Rapture that nobody's heard of until now take over. Just more proof that the developers don't give a shit about me. Shame it looks like the farmer's wife in American Gothic. I see you've got your own character model now. Here she goes!Ī CREEPY BLURRED FACE hovers in front of DELTA.įathahhh, to reiterate, you must find me! To help you, I somehow managed to anticipate your entire path through Rapture, allowing me to leave all the necessary plasmids and tools around for you to acquire.Īfter acquiring FORCE LIGHTNING, DELTA meets with BRIGID TENENBAUM behind a convenient PANE OF GLASS. She's even going to relentlessly remind you of it through psychic communications. That's my motivation for the rest of the game? Sounds like you took the screenwriting manual's chapter on emotional attachments a little too literally. Anyways, you need to find that Little Sister from the intro or you'll die. Wait, wasn't it Bridgette first? You're greatly confusing this script's author. I am back from the previous game, though I'm handled in such a loose fashion that my role could've just as easily been filled by any other character or even removed entirely. Great, we tried to include an optional gameplay device as a crucial part of the story, and all we did was point out the disconnect between the two. You know, like they do all the goddamn time in Lost and Heroes.īut I disabled the Vita-Chambers in the options menu! We've got Vita-Chambers that can bring people back from the dead. Hey, a sequel where the protagonist dies in the first few minutes only to be brought back to life. What is it with mind control and politeness? I'd like to have one where people tell me to do things "right the fuck now." At least there's some honesty to that. She is AMBUSHED and DELTA gets HYPNOTISED. Those corpses aren't going to stab and drain themselves of ADAM.ĮLEANOR makes the CLASSIC HORROR MOVIE MISTAKE and RUSHES OFF on her own. I'm instantly endeared to you, even though you're superficially no different from any other Little Sister. You're a prototype Alpha Series, saving us the trouble of having to retcon one of the original Big Daddies into a playable character.Ī young ELEANOR LAMB emerges from the VENT. Yes, but not one of the lumbering behemoths that made the previous game so iconic. Okay, why am I banging on this Little Sister vent? Am I a Big Daddy now? Instantly we know DEVELOPER 2K MARIN couldn't give a FUCK.
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